It’s already a spooky time of year, but for us knitters, this time of year can be extra spooky since we’re planning our holiday knitting! We knitters can also be pretty scary when it comes to things like yarn sales, lace mistakes and accidental felting.
To get you in the mood for the creepiest season of all — and to hopefully reduce the stress of the beginning of the holiday knitting season — we present a list of knitters’ top fears. Prepare to be freaked out!
1. Ripping back to correct a mistake
Who knows what could happen once we release those stitches? When the supernatural is involved, it’s possible the entire project could just disintegrate before our eyes.
Psst! Find out how to frog your work safely.
2. Getting a bad fit in a sweater
You were excited about knitting that sweater, but you were also a little scared. Would your head fit through the neck? Will your arms somehow extend overnight, making the sleeves too short? Scary things can happen when you don’t measure, plan or get gauge.
3. Moths attacking your stash
Moths are like little vampires, eating into our most precious knitting assets. They can demolish years of beautiful yarn in such a small amount of time.
4. Yarn sales
Is there a little demonic voice saying, “So what if you have to use the emergency credit card? You need this color!”
5. Losing stitch markers
One minute that stitch marker was there, telling you where the increase goes. The next minute? Mysteriously gone. (Hint: Check the couch cushions before you panic!)
6. Running out of yarn storage
You keep stashing, stashing, stashing. But secretly, deep down, you are worried that the next hank of yarn you bring home just won’t fit in that container. It’s almost as if a goblin is coming in during the night and expanding your collection! (If only he’d bring more cashmere.)
7. Losing a paper pattern
Not everything is digital these days. It’s scary when you misplace the only copy of a paper pattern that you really love!
8. Giving knitted gifts
What if they don’t like it? What if it doesn’t fit? What if it ends up a massive piece of felt? There are so many fears surrounding knitted gifts. Make sure your recipient appreciates the time you’re putting into the gift.
9. Packing projects for traveling
Most of us are paranoid every time we pack knitting, especially when it’s for a long trip when we might not have access to a craft or yarn store. Did you bring enough stitch markers? Where did those scissors go? Ahhh!!!
We have some tips to help with that!
10. Felting a project
We live in constant fear that a clueless roommate, spouse, or friend will put our knitting in the washing machine or dryer and felt our beautiful stitches.
Not the alien kind — we’re talking “unfinished objects.” UFOs haunt us every time we have the courage to peek into the project bag. It’s still there, and it’s not going away unless we do something about it.
12. Spending too much money on yarn
Once we enter the yarn store or click to one of our fave stores online, something takes control of us. Must. Buy. Yarn. We don’t even realize when our hand reaches for that credit card, and sometimes we never snap out of the trance!
13. Knitting lace
Tiny needles, thin yarn, charts — lace can be terrifying. Face your fears head on and cast on for that gorgeous lace shawl.
14. Yarn crawls
There are raffles, sales, and sometimes there are bonuses like BOGO (buy one get one) deals that you just can’t pass up. Pace yourself, otherwise things will get really scary!
Some colorwork can be really intimidating. Mosaic, for example, is not super scary. But something with floating strands on the wrong side like Fair Isle? That might make you tremble a little. (Don’t sweat it, though. Just check your tension with those floats as you knit!)
16. Running out of yarn for your project
We’ve all played chicken with our project before. You might make it to the end — but you might not.