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Poo Poop Crap

from Flying Dutchman Crochet Design
(4) Name: 'Crocheting : Poo Poop Crap
Poo Poop Crap
Poo Poop Crap
Poo Poop Crap
Poo Poop Crap
Poo Poop Crap

Basic Skills Necessary:

  • Needed skills to crochet this pattern: - increasing and decreasing stitches - magic ring - slip stitches (UK: single crochet) - single crochets (UK: double crochet) And that's it!

Pattern Description:

Well, this is a stinky situation... Create your own poo now in a different way: use crochet!

Scare the shit out of people with this lovely pile of poo, or use it as a cat or dog toy. The possibilities are endless.

The pattern is written in English using US crochet terminology. The pattern description is written using abbreviations; there's an extensive list included to explain all abbreviations used. There are also a lot of detailed pictures included to guide you through the pattern.

Skill level: beginner.


4.00mm crochet needle

Sizing / Finished Measurements:

  • Around 10x10x10cm/4x4x4 inch


  • Needed to make this shit: - a 4mm crochet needle - approximately 50 grams of chunky brown yarn, category 5 of the standard weight yarn system - a little bit of filling material, not even one hand full in total

You Will Also Need:

  • The crochet pattern is very easy, there are no difficult stitches you need to master! Also, sewing skills are not required!

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