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I Knit...

Pattern Info

Pattern info for this project can be found here:
I Knit So I Don't Kill People »

Category: Knitting

Type of item: Functional

For: Women

Style: Cute, Whimsical


Materials

Patons Australia Washed Haze Aran

What was your inspiration?

I saw the saying in cross stitch.

What are you most proud of?

You can read the words.

What advice would you give someone starting this project?

Use a light coloured cotton.

 

68 comments

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notin.spi1368162 on craftsy.com
Apr 01, 2013    Flag as inappropriate
When I first saw it, I laughed till I choked. Thanks for giving me a good giggle, and a pattern worth FRAMING!! LOL
MyOrchids on craftsy.com
Feb 17, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
I'm still laughing. You keep knitting, please.
shazdove on craftsy.com
Feb 01, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Love it :)
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jan 15, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
my goal this year is to write up all my patterns and upload them for all to share
Auntie Mike on craftsy.com
Jan 14, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Is this done as a cross stitch on top of the already knit cloth? finish the cloth first and then the message? Very nice.
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jan 15, 2012   Flag as inappropriate
works are knitting into washer using knit and purl.
Auntie Mike on craftsy.com
Jan 14, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Very clever! How do you do this?
atlnana on craftsy.com
Jan 14, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Fun spa cloth!
nettie on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
HIL-ARY-OUS!!!!!!!!!
purpleheather on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Love it!
ManicknitterNC on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
love the saying, in all its forms (especially this one!).
margwinni260684 on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
wow , just beauitful !!!!!!!!!!!!
elizabetht328464 on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
It's a fact that knitting is very relaxing and will sort out any knotted grey matter.
Winegrrl on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
I have got to make this.
Dotocon on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
OMG, I'd love to make this!!!
crochetpotholde on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Got to make this one up so true it is lols
musicrmw on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Absolutely LOVE this!
jthandknits on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
I have that posted on my door sign at my office!
Alex Kemp on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
someone should put that on some gorgeous knitting bags :)
dsmith on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
love it and the colour!
AAJK on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Another saying: "Knit Happens"! I have a little oval decal on the back of my car...
Donna Walls on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Love it!!!!!
AAJK on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Love it but don't care for the mud-brown color!!!
Sweetdrk1 on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Lol! I love it!
caygeonknitter on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
I just bought a t-shirt like this :)
chicagoboots@gmail.com on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
EXACTLY what I tell people who ask!!
nannanoodles on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012    Flag as inappropriate
Brilliant, just how I think too!
AuntieJ.Lo on craftsy.com
Aug 22, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
Love it!
isis284116824 on craftsy.com
Aug 17, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
That is ridiculously awesome! I think that might just become my mantra.
ickylee on craftsy.com
Jul 16, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
I absolutly LOVE IT! I need that saying on my knitting bag!
Miaren on craftsy.com
Jul 16, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
I adore this pattern. I never would have thought of knitting sayings - gives me ideas for 'T-shirt sweaters'.
AAJK on craftsy.com
Jan 13, 2012   Flag as inappropriate
I have a little oval decal on the back of my car that says "Knit Happens"!!
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jun 13, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
finally fixed links, pattern etc http://barbarabowman.blogspot.com/
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jun 02, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
ok i give up. i have tried everything i can think of to get this pattern t link. even tried to past into comment but the line numbers didnt work. i have been able to link all the others but some other person linked the wrong pattern to this and i have been unable to link mine since
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jun 02, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
I KNIT SO I DONT KILL PEOPLE Cast on 44 sts using long tail knit 3 rows 4. k3, p38, k3 5 and all following odd number rows. Knit k3, p38, k3 k3, p2, k1, p5, k4, p2, k4, p2, k1, p5, k4, p2, k4, p2, k3 k3, p2, k1 p5, k1, p5, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p5, k1, p5, k1 p5, k3 k3, p2, k4, p2, k3, p3, k1, p2, k1, p2, k4, p2, k1, p5, k1, p5, k3 k3, p2, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p5, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p5, k1, p5, k3 k3, p2, k4, p2, k4, p2, k4, p2, k4, p2, k1, p5, k1, p5, k3 k3, p38, k3 k3, p2, k1, p2, k2, p2, k3, p2, k4, p2, k4, p14, k3 k3, p2, k1, p1, k1, p5, k1, p3, k1, p5, k1, p17, k3 k3, p2, k2, p6, k1, p3, k1, p5, k1, p17, k3 k3, p2, k1, p1, k1, p5, k1, p3, k1, p5, k1, p17, k3 k3, p2, k1, p2, k1, p3, k3, p2, k1, p5, k1, p17, k3 k3, p38, k3 k3, p2, k4, p3, k4, p2, k1, p3, k1, p9, k1, p8, k3 k3, p2, k1, p3, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p2, k2, p9, k1, p8, k3 k3, p2, k1, p3, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p1, k1, p1, k1, p4, k1, p4, k1, p8, k3 k3, p2, k1, p2, k1, p3, k1, p2, k1, p2, k2, p2, k1, p3, k2, p4, k1, p8, k3 k3, p2, k3, p4, k4, p2, k1, p3, k1, p2, k3, p2, k5, p6, k3 k3, p28. K3 k3, p2, k5, p2, k4, p10, k3, p12, k3 k3, p6, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p11, k1, p13, k3 k3, p4, k1, p4, k1, p2, k1, p11, k1, p13, k3 k3, p2, k1, p6, k1, p2, k1, p11, k1, p13, k3 k3, p2, k5, p2, k4, p10, k3, p12, k3 k3, p38, k3 k3, p2, k3, p7, k1, p1, k2, p2, k1, p3, k1, p2, k3, p4, k1, p5, k3 k3, p3, k1, p8, k1, p1, k1, p3, k1, p2, k2, p3, k1, p5, k1, p5, k3 K3, p3, k1, p8, k2, p4, k1, p1, k1, p1, k1, p3, k1, p5, k1, p5, k3 k3, p3, k1, p8, k1, p1, k1, p3, k2, p2, k1, p3, k1, p5, k1, p5, k3 k3, p2, k3, p7, k1, p2, k1, p2, k1, p3, k1, p2, k3, p2, k5, p3, k3 k3, p38, k3 k3, p38, k3 knit Cast off by purling 2tog, * slip stitch back onto left needle, purl 2tog, rep from * to end
Mouschka on craftsy.com
Jan 14, 2012   Flag as inappropriate
should not have a full stop after the word rows (2nd row) should read that all following odd number rows knit. Thanks for posting this, sums up how I feel today!
Mouschka on craftsy.com
Jan 14, 2012   Flag as inappropriate
I'm going to try copying from your blog, this one has come out as 'Kill Peopll" Love it though!
saima on craftsy.com
Jun 02, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
these all patterns r for sale :(
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jun 02, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
no my patterns are not for sale, they are FREE. but you will need to access ravelry. i am barbbowman on there and patterns are in my projects page
dhgross on craftsy.com
Jun 01, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
Would love to make this for myself, but can't get to the pattern!
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jun 01, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
cant get the link to work for some reason
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jun 01, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
it is on ravelry. under barbbowman
barbbowman on craftsy.com
May 30, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
having trouble getting the link for the pattern to work http://www.ravelry.com/projects/barbbowman/i-knit-so-i-dont-kill-people-washer
castarr_6322461 on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
are you going to be posting this pattern in Ravelry?
barbbowman on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
yes, have written it out, will test it tonight. make sure no mistakes
barbbowman on craftsy.com
Jun 01, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
done
barbbowman on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
will write out the pattern in the next couple of days and upload to my ravelry projects for you all. there are other graphs out there but it is getting the letters exactly right to show up
Josh on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
Thanks!
Shannonknits on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
Awesome! I don't think it's disgusting, just a funny way of reminding us how great and 'destressing' knitting can be.
sewteach on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
If knitting is so destressing, then clean up the language and present something with grace and dignity. The world is full of folks who need to learn better language skills.
xxJazzxx on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
This is so very very true!!! :)
sewteach on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
I love to knit because I can watch the transformation of "string" into something beautiful. I am SO DISGUSTED at the "Killing" thoughts in this pattern. I mean, really, come on, can't someone come up with a better phrase? VULGAR!
DorothyLWM on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
Lighten up
DorothyLWM on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
Lighten up
MumOnTheLoose on craftsy.com
May 30, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
I think it's just funny. Maybe you need to knit MORE...you seem kinda tense.
Cherryl Teller on craftsy.com
May 31, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
I'm with you, I have knitted all my life and my grand daughter now wants to learn. SOme how "killing" doesn't fit the equation.
yarnlover on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
Ooops forgot the pattern link http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/iksidk-cloth
jerrit24322368 on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
I would love a copy of this pattern......would you share?
Judyjz on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
Would you share this pattern?
KnitGnats on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
I'd love a pattern for this!
bexablonde on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
Marvelous!
whitefishmimi on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
C'mon, give it up! PLEASE!
bonsue on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
i, like mdemont, would like 2 know where can we get this pattern?
MDemont on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011    Flag as inappropriate
Where did you get this pattern or did you make it up? I would love to have one so that my husband would leave me alone when I'm knitting... ;)
yarnlover on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
Here is the graph pattern on ravelry and it is free
barbbowman on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
the graph for these letters in mine, but will write it out and get link added in next couple of days
barbbowman on craftsy.com
May 29, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
the graph for these letters in mine, but will write it out and get link added in next couple of days
love2knit on craftsy.com
May 31, 2011   Flag as inappropriate
haha my husband picks on me ALL the time LOL