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Faux Expletive : Real Pillow


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  • Paper Piecing

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There are plenty of reasons to sew. I sew for a variety of reasons, not least of which is to relieve stress. There is something soothing and satisfying about taking a pile of fabric and making it into something beautiful and useful. The project I'm sharing here has an extra element of stress relief - a cheeky little paper pieced near swear! What better way to welcome unwanted guests to your home? What better pillow to throw at a frustrating family member? If you'd like to add some charm of this sort to your own home, this pattern is for you! Need a tutorial on a great method for paper piecing? Visit BASIC SKILLS NECESSARY Foundation Paper Piecing Quilting Basic Machine Sewing SIZING / FINISHED MEASUREMENTS 14" x 28"

Supplies Needed

  • 1/2 yard of pillow backing fabric
  • 1/2 yard of background fabric
  • Various scraps of fabric

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