You asked for it so here it is! The crochet version of cheezombie's knit Garden Slug has all the charm of the original with a crochet attitude. Except he prefers Foster's to Pabst. The examples were made with various worsted weight yarns & US size F (3.75 mm) hook, & measure about 4 inches tall & 5 inches long, but almost any correct yarn/hook combination will work with this advanced beginner/intermediate pattern. The body is worked in one piece, with the eyestalks & lips worked separately & sewn on. All you have to know how to do is single crochet, decrease, increase, work in a spiral, & basic sewing. Stitch descriptions & helpful links to tutorials are provided, & cheezombie is available for help via email as always.