A Watkins

Connecticut

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I like weirding crafts. And I like looking at weird crafts. I've been weird since I was born, and crafting since I was 6. My goal is to cover the world in awesome science-y, fun, and ironic-but-secretly-earnest-and-thoughtful needlework, one Aida cloth square at a time.

A Watkins's Pattern Store : Watty's Wall Stuff

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Treat Yo Self: Cupcakes

$.99

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Drinking Wine And Judging People Mini

$.99

Drinking Wine And Judging People

$2.99

Microbe: Chagas Disease

$.99

Microbe: Bacillus Thuringiensis

$.99

Microbe: MRSA

$.99

Wizard Motifs

$4.99

Be Weirder

$3.49

Please Don't Do Cocaine In The Bathroom

$2.99

Beer, Dude - Dude, Beer

$1.19

Microbe: Dendritic Cell

$.99

Please Don't Do Cocaine In The Bathroom

$2.99

Microbe: SARS

$.99

Microbe: Smallpox

$.99

Microbe: Reed-Sternberg Cell

$.99

Microbe: Staghorn Algae

$.99

Microbe: HPV

$.99

Microbe: Pseudomonas Aeruginosa

$.99

Microbe: HeLa cell

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Snuggle Your Brains Out

$2.59

I tried to be normal once

$3.99

Microbe: Candida Albicans

$.99

Microbe: Leprosy/Hansen's Disease

$.99

I refuse to be normal

$2.59

Life Isn't Always a Bowl of Unicorns x2

$2.99

You are so weird.

$2.59

7 Sunny Patterns

$7.99

Wash Dry Put it Away 8x10 sampler

Free!

Tonight We Dine in Hell 8x10 samplers

$5.99

Welcome, Simply Walk In 8x10

$4.99

Breakfast in Bed

$2.99

Mind on my Money

$2.59

Bullish Money advice

Free!

Banana Stand 8x10

$4.99

Gob Bless This House

$4.99

Let's Do Whatever the TV tells us

$2.50

Save the Drama for Your Llama

$2.99

Night Vale: Mini Carlos Trophy

Free!

Night Vale: NRA Master Pack (All of 'em)

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Night Vale: NRA Anything Not Guns

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Night Vale: NRA Blood Loss Organ Damage

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Night Vale: NRA Temporarily Shelters

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Night Vale: NRA People Kill Guns

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Night Vale: NRA Invincible to Bullets

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Night Vale: NRA Coincidentally Die

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Thug Life 8x10 cross stitch

$4.50

Set Phasers to Stunning

$4.99

Microbe: Neuron

$.99

Microbe: Ovum

$.99

Microbe: Sperm

$.99

Microbe: Chlamydia

$.99

Microbe: Gonorrhea

$.99

Microbe: Syphilis

$.99

Microbe: Herpes

$.99

Microbe: T-4 Bacteriophage

$.99

Microbe: Anthrax

$.99

Microbe: Mad Cow

$.99

Microbe: Rabies

$.99

Microbe: Flu

$.99

Microbe: Common Cold

$.99

Microbe: Mange

$.99

Microbe: Mono

$.99

Microbe: Toxoplasma

$.99

Microbe: Giardia Lamblia

$.99

Microbe: Typhus

$.99

Microbe: Gangrene

$.99

Microbe: Salmonella

$.99

Microbe: Ebola

$.99

Microbes: C.Diff, Botulism & food poison

$1.99

Microbe: Measles

$.99

Microbe: Pneumonia

$.99

Microbe: Tuberculosis

$.99

Microbe: Proteus mirabilis

$.99

Microbe: Strep Throat

$.99

Microbe: E. Coli

$.99

Microbe: Beer Yeast

$.99

Bright Side of Life

$.99

Halloween Mini motifs

Free!

Set Phasers to "Love Me"

$3.00

A Knockout Like You

$3.00

Set Phasers to Stunning ray-gun version

$3.00

You had me at Qapla' Bat'leth version

$3.00

You're My Number One

$5.00

You had me at Qapla'

$5.00

Doomed Redshirts

$3.50

Yellow Shirts

$3.50

Mr. Rogers says Be Kind

Free!

You a Hoe

Free!

That's a Paddlin

Free!

Wash Your Hands

$4.00

Welcome Zombies 8x10 cross stitch

$4.50