Bwahahaahaahaa! I am that Krazy Cat Lady who KIPs and wields pointy sticks!
With my mighty sticks I am knitting my way thru the whole breast cancer scare... Fear me, Cancer, for I am a ferocious Knitter with a capitol "K" and if I can beat learning to read a knitting chart (and I have - Thank you Laura Nelkin) then I can easily beat you!!!